I believe "I Am Voting Republican" marks the official beginning of the 2008 Presidential Elections.

Without further ado, I want to share with you the satire of the satire... It's Raining McCain - Slayer Style!

In the immortal words of Stan Lee, "'nuff said."

With all eyes on Fred Thompson as he gives a keynote speech tonight (11:30PM EST), I was reminded of a scheme I hatched a couple weeks ago to create a parallel campaign for Arthur Branch for President.  Branch, Thompson’s Law & Order alter ego, is probably the way most of America knows Thompson now.  With that in mind, I thought that if I could confuse the electorate with an Arthur Branch campaign, whenever they saw Thompson speak, they would think they were watching Branch.  Then when voters went to the polls looking to vote for Branch, they wouldn’t find him on the ballot, just this unfamiliar Fred Thompson.